The Joys Of Traveling

Traveling sounds so enjoyable...until its not. Over time i have found something out.  Its not the traveling thats fun, but the destination. I have yet to meet one person who likes to stand in the endless lines in security, or wait for hours for a plane thats late. This past weekend I took a trip to Seattle, because I fugging love that city. Its fabulous. Anyways I am going to entertain you for the next couple of minutes and share with you the horrors of the airport. First off people in california fugging don't know how to drive. they are all idiots. so of course they are going to cut you off as they try to rush to get to their flight, that is probably late anyways. Lesson ALWAYS drive defensively. Next know where to go in the airport. Don't be the dumb person standing in front of the "security check point" sign and say " i don't know where security is!", because honestly if i worked at the airport i would probably slap you. Your in America people. LEARN TO READ. Next Be smart. Don't bring guns, explosives or any other liquids that could potentially end lives. Oh and in security follow their rules! if you have liquids throw them away! i promise you, your water is not all that important to hold up people who have lives to go live. If you must get patted down, make a HUGE  deal about it....haha actually don't do that but i think it would be fugging hilarious to see. So next please for the love of God don't stop and put your shoes on in the middle of the walk way. and HOLY LORD CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN. Let me just tell you, having your chair kicked endlessly and having children flip over seats with a dirty diaper is NOT at all pleasant. And if you MUST get drunk on a flight do not sit next to a teenage girl. From personal experience having a drunk old guy try and hold your hand is gross and sick. Basically follow the rules and be smart. This concludes The horrors of the airport.  Join us next time for more life lessons from yours truly.