The End Of The Beginning

Well my fellow bloggers and internet stalkers, I did it. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL. Please please no applause. Even though I say I hate high school, I think I'm actually going to miss it... HAHA just kidding I'm so glad to be moving on to a new chapter in my life. I sound like a hallmark commercial. Anyways let me just tell you that this graduation did not go smoothly. For example, me and my friend were in line to get our diplomas and she was suppose to go first. Then the counselor called my name instead of hers and the screen got all mixed up. I really didn't care. I was pretty much famous because my name got said twice. Now for my friend, to say she was extremely pissed is an understatement. Other than that it went pretty well except for the fact that i was having a panic attack because it finally hit me that I was graduating. I was looking at my feet the entire time to make sure I didn't trip. Let me tell you walking in a long white dress with flowers and heels is a hard task. but I did it.  Now for graduation my school requires girls to wear long white wedding dresses. Following the graduation I went to Miguels cocina (look at me speaking spanish). I got asked about 20 times if i got married. One comment really caught me off guard. random guy: " did you get married? either way we should go out sometime." .....You should have seen my face. Let me just tell you first off I have the worse luck with guys and they usually ignore me. Now I really had no idea what to say so I stood their for about a minute staring at him then went to my table. Talk about awkward. Then to finish this fabulous night I witnessed a motorcyclist fall off his bike and be hit my a car. Sounds fantastic right?  wrong. Well that concludes todays story time. This has been The End Of The Beginning with yours truly.

The Joys Of Traveling

Traveling sounds so enjoyable...until its not. Over time i have found something out.  Its not the traveling thats fun, but the destination. I have yet to meet one person who likes to stand in the endless lines in security, or wait for hours for a plane thats late. This past weekend I took a trip to Seattle, because I fugging love that city. Its fabulous. Anyways I am going to entertain you for the next couple of minutes and share with you the horrors of the airport. First off people in california fugging don't know how to drive. they are all idiots. so of course they are going to cut you off as they try to rush to get to their flight, that is probably late anyways. Lesson ALWAYS drive defensively. Next know where to go in the airport. Don't be the dumb person standing in front of the "security check point" sign and say " i don't know where security is!", because honestly if i worked at the airport i would probably slap you. Your in America people. LEARN TO READ. Next Be smart. Don't bring guns, explosives or any other liquids that could potentially end lives. Oh and in security follow their rules! if you have liquids throw them away! i promise you, your water is not all that important to hold up people who have lives to go live. If you must get patted down, make a HUGE  deal about it....haha actually don't do that but i think it would be fugging hilarious to see. So next please for the love of God don't stop and put your shoes on in the middle of the walk way. and HOLY LORD CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN. Let me just tell you, having your chair kicked endlessly and having children flip over seats with a dirty diaper is NOT at all pleasant. And if you MUST get drunk on a flight do not sit next to a teenage girl. From personal experience having a drunk old guy try and hold your hand is gross and sick. Basically follow the rules and be smart. This concludes The horrors of the airport.  Join us next time for more life lessons from yours truly.

One Of Those Days

Have you ever had one of those days where everything is suppose to be awesome then it all goes down hill? Well that was my day today. Today was my last day of high school before I graduate. Also at my school every tuesday is chapel day, so instead of going to 4th period we would go to chapel. Well I Completely forgot today was chapel, because it was my last day and i just have a lot on my mind. So i went to my 4th period class and sat there for 30 minutes...i though maybe my clas was late or hiding or doing something weird so I just waited. I then remembered today is chapel and i freaked out. So being the goodie goodie I am I went to the office to tell them where I was. I told them i sat there for 30 minutes and they straight up laughed at me...they asked " what were you doing?" my response " i..just..sat..there.." , then all hell breaks loose and i start to freaking break down in front of the office ladies. The break down was a combination of anger, embarrassment, and sadness (mostly sadness because i'm leaving some of my favorite people today). It was a sad moment in my life.Iwent to chapel and it was fine but this truly would only happen to me. Today was just one of those days..

Teachers Are Frustrating

Let me just tell you people of the internet I have had the worst day ever. It is mostly because of teachers that promise you impossible things. So at my school in your second semester of senior year if you have an A and less than 5 absences then you don't have to take finals. Finals, god finals suck. Basically its a test that everyone fails and it kills your grade. So I don't want to take finals. My teacher in a history class told me i was going to get an A and didn't have to take it. Then guess what? I have a freaking 89. I asked " is there ANYTHING i could do to get it up?' her response " no i am sorry get ready for the final" .....Well this sucks. so I now have one day to prepare for a final I should have to take. Then the day gets worse when i am attacked by balloons. And by attacked i mean i got tangled in them and almost fell on my face. Then i go to honors anatomy where I have an A and i get told i have 5 absences and have to take it. My face was probably funny to everyone else but i wanted to die. so then I pull out my phone because let me tell you there is no way in heck I am taking this retarded Boking final. so i text my principle and say " I have an A and i am NOT taking it because i missed one extra day. forget that shiz man". he responds "If you have an A skip the class. k? " my life then got 50 times better and i continued on with my day. Let me just express my hatred for people who give me hope then take it away. I would rather the teacher just say " hey your taking it" but no now i am stressing about something i could already be prepared for. Teachers are freaking frustrating.

A Day In The Life

For those of you who don't know me I can be extremely awkward. I know what your thinking, "its only awkward if you make it awkward" or "everyones awkward". Well I hate to say it but in this case you are wrong. For some odd reason my life is like a never ending freak show, as in Im the freak and my life is the show. Let me Just walk you through some normal events in a "normal" day for me. For example this morning I wake up to only fall out of bed and be jumped on by my extremely fat dog. what an awesome start to my day. following that wonderful and graceful move out of my bed i get dressed and head for school. I get to school only to see in the back of my car a life size cut out of Niall Horan...i may or may not be in love with One Direction. so I now have the cut out of a large man in my car. I freaking looked like a kidnapper I kid you not. My day continues normally until i am driving home. I stopped for gas only to be hit on by a 50 year old man who tried to pump my gas. This would only happen to me. Then the world wished a curse on me and my car would not start. So now i am stuck at a gas station with a creepy guy and my phone is almost dead. Is this real life? yes, sadly it is. After about 20 minutes of sitting in my car alone , the creepy guy handed me a candy bar, or attempted to give it to me. Instead being the genius I am I ran down the street. smart move right ? anyways to end this awkward and clumsy day I had to run back to my car, jump it and drive home. That my friends is a normal day for me. keep in mind all of these events actually happened. This has been a day in the life of yours truly.

High School Sucks

High school seriously drags on for freaking ever.  I am finally graduating, and leaving the place that has seriously killed my brain cells. I mean don't get me wrong I love my friends, but after 4 years you just get tired of it. The only class I actually enjoy is sewing, and thats only because we do absolutely nothing in there. It gets to the point where you think people would finally grow up and mature, and I hate to be the one to inform you of this but ALL high schoolers are immature. Its just the way it is. Between the jocks who think they are invincible,  to the cheerleaders who are to peppy for any time of the day, and to the loners who just glare at you all day. then there are just the normal people. These are the people who blend in with the crowd and hate to be noticed, but they have friends. I would fit in to this category. Flying under the radar is my thing, its what I am best at. Oh lets not forget those couples who literally make out in front of you everyday. Its like they think " hey shes single lets go make out in front of her to rub it in her face!", I mean god I know I am single I don't need mushy couples to point it out. This sounds harsh but its pretty much the truth. There is one thing I am going to miss about high school, and that is my friends. This last year I have met so many people who have such a huge role in my life. I am going to college 2 states away from where I am now, and I am not looking forward to the Goodbyes. I just have to keep reminding myself its not goodbye its see you later. I guess when i look back i might miss high school, but for now it sucks, and that is just the way it is.