A Day In The Life

For those of you who don't know me I can be extremely awkward. I know what your thinking, "its only awkward if you make it awkward" or "everyones awkward". Well I hate to say it but in this case you are wrong. For some odd reason my life is like a never ending freak show, as in Im the freak and my life is the show. Let me Just walk you through some normal events in a "normal" day for me. For example this morning I wake up to only fall out of bed and be jumped on by my extremely fat dog. what an awesome start to my day. following that wonderful and graceful move out of my bed i get dressed and head for school. I get to school only to see in the back of my car a life size cut out of Niall Horan...i may or may not be in love with One Direction. so I now have the cut out of a large man in my car. I freaking looked like a kidnapper I kid you not. My day continues normally until i am driving home. I stopped for gas only to be hit on by a 50 year old man who tried to pump my gas. This would only happen to me. Then the world wished a curse on me and my car would not start. So now i am stuck at a gas station with a creepy guy and my phone is almost dead. Is this real life? yes, sadly it is. After about 20 minutes of sitting in my car alone , the creepy guy handed me a candy bar, or attempted to give it to me. Instead being the genius I am I ran down the street. smart move right ? anyways to end this awkward and clumsy day I had to run back to my car, jump it and drive home. That my friends is a normal day for me. keep in mind all of these events actually happened. This has been a day in the life of yours truly.